- Helen: (reading Daria’s career aptitude test evaluation sheet) A mortician? Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead? Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans?
- Daria: I guess I’ll just wait around for people to kick the bucket.
- Helen: I can’t believe you’re not more ambitious.
- Daria: You want me to kill people to drum up business??